Fighting Fire With Water

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I don't want to come off as a sexist bitch, however, I am quite certain it is too late for that. I have a lot of great guy friends who I am lucky enough to have. It's just guys specifically like Ben I often target. It is just something about how bothersome it is for a girl to sleep around and be considered a slut and when a man does it, he's getting high-fived by the guys in the high school locker room. Now, I have been well out of high school, but the minds of most college students still seem to happily reside there. The hangover from whatever weekly party that occurs on campus also comes with the whispered bragging about how lucky they got that night. Getting laid is like a sport and I sometimes wonder if my classmates are actually keeping score. They should make a facebook application for it or something.

Anyways... I admit, sometimes girls can be a little easy. It is not because they are dumb, but simply blind. Blind to what they want to believe in and the lies our subject tells. Being 'easy' is a simple word to insult a multiple of factors people like Ben could care less to take into account. I was easy and I built my whole life trying to avoid that statement, but I became it. I never was easy enough to the point where he had much to brag about to his friends the next day. But let's turn the tables now, because I think Ben is way too easy. Women may think too much with their hearts, but Ben thinks too much with his penis. It is a dangerous concoction of sexual drive and an invincible concept that will place Ben in some adventurous situations that may not be as satisfying as he thinks.

In other news, I saw The Incredible Hulk the other night. Fantastic movie. Of course, the movie did not have much of a bar to jump after Ang Lee's comic book disgrace. However, I may speak from a bias angle since I favor Edward Norton in more ways than one in this film.